1 November 2012
Today's the day he's been waiting for Well ... actually trying to avoid A major surgical operation That will make his balls null and void
You'd think it was open heart surgery With the severe look upon his face I'll need lots of bed rest And a sympathetic warm embrace
Fancy a nibble before its too late It may never work again I may have terrible swelling And stitches will rip at the strain
I suspect for the next week Man Flu will have nothing on this Can't even drive poor wee boy But a full nights sleep will be bliss ; )
It's just a little procedure Just a little snip It's not as if he's giving birth Passing a water melon through a slit
But I do feel a little sorry for him In case it all goes horribly wrong He has to wear tight fitting pants No longer a leopard print thong.
* please note I had my other halves approval before posting, even though he doesn't wear thongs.
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