2 November 2012
There, there, my darling Rest your weary head Let me put cbeebies on While you lay in bed
It must have been awful A terrible ordeal I can't even imagine How your meat and veg must feel
Of course I'll get you some tea Oh... And the paper too? Nothing's too much trouble dear But I won't be taking you to the loo.
Do I want to see your stitches? Well maybe later dear, Don't want the kids getting frightened, Fill them with horror and fear.
How long did the surgeon say, That you had to rest up? Oh..... All weekend eh? Well I'd better get you another cup.
I'm sorry what was that you said? You need to empty your tanks! Would I like to help you with that? Well only if your firing blanks!
I really don't think you should be getting excited Don't want it going all wrong, I think you'll have to wait a little bit longer dear Before your ding a ling goes 'Ding Dong'
Snip Part Deux • Opuss № I