14 June 2012
There's a monster in my house in my house It must be as quiet as a mouse as a mouse
For I never hear it Nor does it leave a trace I have never even seen its face
Its been around for many many years It raids drawers And make teaspoons and socks disappear
There can be no other explanation Since I've given it much contemplation
Is there a monster in your house That is as quiet as a mouse?
Sock Monster • Opuss № I