13 August 2012
Dear Mr E-Mail
No I don't need Viagra. No I'm not investing in your plan No I'm not sending money to Nigeria No I'm not that kind of man
I didn't tick that box I didn't say yes I didn't ask for your promotion I don't suffer from stress
Ive never had PPI I don't want to be a nurse I don't need re- educating Spams you are a curse
So please don't trouble me And send me lots of mail Your clogging up my in box Leaving a viral trail
So one last time I'd like to say Pork off please And make my day
Yours truly
Ed X
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