31 December 2012
I have a guilty pleasure, Please don't ask me why; It's seriously cheesy rap, Its certainly not that fly.
That's not the half of it, It actually is rather worse; Because its by a bloke, To his looks I'm not adverse.
He looks a cheeky chappie, Not much else he's got; But put on his hat and stubble, And I find him hot to trot.
He's not a bad actor, In fact I think he's rather good; If he knocked on my door tomorrow, You know...I think I probably would.
When the sun comes out, The car stereo goes on loud; Coz its Summer summer time! I sing it loud and proud.
Oh yes... .I know you do it too; I love those Men in Black, Can even do all the dance moves.
I make my neck work like an alien, And slide to the right; I get jiggy with it when no ones looking, I know.... embarrassing mum.. what a sight!
Will Smith is my guilty pleasure I suppose it could be worse It could be Shaking Stevens Or the Teletubby with the purse!
Sshhhhh... Guilty Pleasure • Opuss № I