28 December 2012
See me in my reliable Honda In trustworthy metallic brown I drive at the optimum speed All through this conservative town
40mph on the country lanes 40mph On the motorway, while changing lanes
I maximise my fuel consumption By pissing people off Drive at the same speed everywhere You may tut and scoff
I'm 40 mph man Yes that's me I wear brown cord trousers And slip ons you see
Maximum mpg Is the ultimate prize Causing traffic mayhem Swearing, and sighs
I'm 40mph man Yes that's me! I watch my trip computer Delightfulleee.
See me drive by the school At the very same speed As I drive on the motorway Wearing my jacket of tweed.
40mph man See me today I'm pissing eddie12309 off And I'm heading your way!
Please don't
The Average M.P.G • Opuss № I