14 November 2012
My name is Etta Two Scoops And I like to tell a tale If you've had a fish for a pet Then I've had a whale
If you've broke your leg Then I've had mine removed I'll tell you every last detail I have so much to prove
You tell me you went to the beach I'll tell you I went to spain I'll tell you all about my holiday So your story is just like rain
You tell me you tried venison I'll tell you I killed and ate it I like to top trump everyone My tales are so much better
If you like the moon and stars Then I've actually been to space I've always got a story that's much more interesting And I like to shove it in your face
My name is Etta Two Scoops And I'll always have a tale to tell It annoys the pants of everyone But I think it's really swell.
Two Scoops • Opuss № I