30 September 2012
There's an alien in my garden I saw it late last night It had fluorescent green eyes And a great big Maglite™
It had a great big square head And little pointy feet The knobbliest of knees In fact it was rather sweet
I don't know what it was looking for I'm not sure what it would find But if it zapped the cats next door I really wouldn't mind
I'm sick of them shitting in my garden And vomiting near my bins If the aliens don't eliminate them I'll commit the gravest sin
Perhaps I should leave a note In an alien sort of way To laser beam the cats As I'm running out of spray
The alien didn't see me Whilst searching with his light Perhaps if it did It'd got an awful fright
For I too looked rather funny With a towel upon my head Standing with my hair dryer Before I went to bed
He vanished under the decking Leaving no trace But I hope I see it again And it's great big square face
U.G.O • Opuss № I