20 November 2012
So I go into the DIY shop and say: "I'd like a tin of Cosmic Latte" "A tin of what?" they say And I repeat "Cos...mic Latt...ay"
"I'm not sure we have that in stock madam" They look at me like I AM a mad man. 'I'm not mad I have a sample right here Its a shade that's soooo on trend this year"
"They have it on all the designer walls In fact you even have it on yours!" "But madam that's just magnolia on there Let me see your sample so I can compare"
"They're exactly the same" he said "of that you can be sure But if you want to spend £20 extra for the one from the brochure" "Cosmic Latte eh? Whatever next? Maybe a tin of septic green guaranteed to always reflect"
What's So Cosmic About Latte? • Opuss № I