24 November 2012
He was persistent, I'll give him that, flowers, chocolates and his meowing cat
"Hey Eddie, can't we meet again? I'm sure we had a connection" 'mmmm ok then Ben, sorry Glen'
"Meet me at the station, at quarter past nine, I want to show something special, so be on time"
"Ok then Ben, I won't be late" She thought this better be better than the last blind date!
She removed her pumpkin head, and had a drink, what if doesn't recognise me, mmmm let me think.
She surrounded herself with her name in lights, he's sure to spot her, he appears quite bright.
Ten past nine on the dot, she looked down the platform, could she see him? Could she not.
And then standing under the clock, was a guy with a notepad, he looked a total cock.
A trainspotter! No it can't be him! He's got shiny white shoes and his moustache needs a trim.
The Ben I remember looked quite hot, but the conversation didn't flow, he didn't say a lot.
"Eddie! Eddie! I'm over here!" Oh no he's spotted me, must act sincere.
"Quick, stand here, its quarter past nine The Intercity Express is always on time"
Ben was excited, I could see his hands They were rubbing his trousers held up with elastic bands.
Hey, I said, It was great to see you again, but I think I've left the iron on, I need to go Ben.
"Glen, ...so soon, but you've only just got here, I thought after the Vvvvirgin Express we could go get a beer?"
"That sounds great, Glen, but I really must go, did you know you still had your ahem .. pencil on show?"
"I'm sorry Eddie, I do love me trains, I just get so excited its hard to refrain."
"No worries Ben," I said " but your just not the guy for me" She left him with some tissues, for the next Inter City.
When Eddie Met Glen...........Again • Opuss № I