28 October 2012
A quiet bar in Las Vagas (if there's such a thing!?)
Elvis: uh huh, hey baby girl, do you know who I am?
(She looks in amazement at her blind date)
Jessie J: hey Elvis. So cool. Love the jumpsuit but it ain't about the ba bling ba bling.
(She swivels her hips)
Elvis: hey don't be cruel baby girl. Your a hard headed woman.
Jessie J: hey sorry. Lets slow it down and enjoy the right now. Forget about the price tag.
(She looks at his large gold watch)
Elvis: hey little girl, can you help me make it through the night? I'll put on my blue suede shoes and we can rock this heartbreak hotel.
Jessie J: why you so serious Elvis? Acting all mysterious?
(She rolls her eyes and gesticulates with her hands)
Elvis: I just can't help fallin' in love. I've gotta hunk a hunk a burnin love for you baby girl.
(Stands a swivels hips again)
Jessie J: hey, just stop for a minute...
Elvis: uh huh...
(Puppy dog eyes)
Jessie J: this ain't working. Your going too fast. Wanna make the world dance instead?
Elvis: I'll be lonesome tonight baby girl. You give me feeeeever.
(Swings hips again)
Jessie J: mmmm.. I did wonder how you sleep at night. C'mon lets dance. (She swivels her hips) I can do it like a dude, grab my crotch just like you.
(Elvis looks shocked)
Elvis: hey you a dude? I think I'd like a little less conversation. Thank you... Thank you very much.
(He gets up and walks away, Elvis has left the building)
Jessie J: moon head!
When Elvis Met Jessie J • Opuss № I