28 October 2012

A quiet bar in Las Vagas (if there's such a thing!?)

Elvis: uh huh, hey baby girl, do you know who I am?

(She looks in amazement at her blind date)

Jessie J: hey Elvis. So cool. Love the jumpsuit but it ain't about the ba bling ba bling.

(She swivels her hips)

Elvis: hey don't be cruel baby girl. Your a hard headed woman.

Jessie J: hey sorry. Lets slow it down and enjoy the right now. Forget about the price tag.

(She looks at his large gold watch)

Elvis: hey little girl, can you help me make it through the night? I'll put on my blue suede shoes and we can rock this heartbreak hotel.

Jessie J: why you so serious Elvis? Acting all mysterious?

(She rolls her eyes and gesticulates with her hands)

Elvis: I just can't help fallin' in love. I've gotta hunk a hunk a burnin love for you baby girl.

(Stands a swivels hips again)

Jessie J: hey, just stop for a minute...

Elvis: uh huh...

(Puppy dog eyes)

Jessie J: this ain't working. Your going too fast. Wanna make the world dance instead?

Elvis: I'll be lonesome tonight baby girl. You give me feeeeever.

(Swings hips again)

Jessie J: mmmm.. I did wonder how you sleep at night. C'mon lets dance. (She swivels her hips) I can do it like a dude, grab my crotch just like you.

(Elvis looks shocked)

Elvis: hey you a dude? I think I'd like a little less conversation. Thank you... Thank you very much.

(He gets up and walks away, Elvis has left the building)

Jessie J: moon head!

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