7 July 2012
Now before I put thumb to screen Please listen to what I mean
Before saying I'm sexist and narrow minded I have been witness to many acts, Im reminded
I'm afraid some of the fairer sex out there Drive without any speed, attention or care
I'm no Lewis Hamilton, but I can definitely hold my own Beaten many a man, rallying round a bright orange cone
Doing 60 in the outside.bloody lane With your friend Doris in front doing the same
Forcing me and others to illegally undertake While your thinking about the next WI cake you'll bake
While going round the roundabout don't stop to give way Your already on it, committed, keep going, make my day
Overtaking Mr Nobody, sitting in the middle lane Lane 1 empty for miles, are you clinically insane
Now don't get me started, on parking at the school run Your not driving a tank love, just reverse, and get it done
I know there's men out there who do exactly the same But Im afraid ladies, some women just give us a bad name
Women Drivers • Opuss № I