18 August 2012
We all hate autocorrect or pretype
If its not bad enough a person finishing your sentences, it's a gadget, a phone telling you No! Your words are wrong - "you want this word" then throwing in complete dribble.
I am obviously so thick that I can not string s sentence.
I sent a message to a friend which was suppose to say "hey I want to meet up with you for dinner lets have a little fry up? "
My phone sent this " Hey I want to abduction you for dinner lets have a kitten fry up?"
My friend who happens to be a cat lover see the funny side and replies "please don't abduct me, can we not have normal food?"
Ok so I should have read it back, but sometimes your just so busy!
And I mean honestly should parents over the age of 55 really be given a device with auto correct
This message from my mum
"Hey mum ok to pop over to yours for dinner? How's your new phone? Xx"
"yes darling, I've finally figured how to work the cockslap which makes it a lot easier but haven't got any craps"
"Mum cockslap? Seriously some things I shouldn't know"
"O no Capslock, Capslock!!! Haha Stupid phone. And that's no apps I have no apps - embarrassed - delete that. Sausages, mash and gravy for dinner x"
I would love to hear any auto correct stories you have ;)
We All Hate Auto Correct • Opuss № I