20 December 2012
In the far country of Falfotratlia there is no Christmas. The government of Falfotratlia which meets in the Great Rotund in the city of Smalisbad, would like to introduce Christmas. They are asking for advice. I wonder what I would advise them if starting a Christmas season from scratch. Avoid pine trees perhaps? Drop the cracker jokes, but add fireworks to the bang? Stuff the turkey, have pizza. Interesting. Isn't it?
Festive Falfotratlia • Opuss № I