Regret

@aaroooonnn

Appearance Vs. Reality

"I used to think she was quite intelligent, in my stupidity. The reason I did was because she knew quite a lot about theatre and plays and literature and all that stuff.

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@InkHeart

Planning

Lack of planning on your behalf does not constitute an emergency on my behalf..

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@jordanlys

Dolphin's intelligence

The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the star-spangled banner, but in fact the...

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@sovay

Sherlock Holmes

"Elementary my dear Watson. " ~Sir Arthur Conan Doyle~.

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@RossyTheWorm

Silly

Doing something stupid is not the same as doing something silly. Me.

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@willheee

Intelligence

"You are so proud of your intelligence," said the master. "You are like a like a condemned man, proud of the vastness of his prison cell." ~ DeMello.

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@RedWednesday

Intelligence Insult

A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer..

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@huwshelton

Intelligent Life

"From my knowledge of the world, I think that it's much more likely that the reports of Flying Saucers are the result of the known irrational characteristics of terrestrial intelligence, rather than...

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