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eil

A flight attendant with a leading airline, experiencing the world a bit at a time. Follow me, I'll follow back. :)

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2012-05-27T06:25:12

Would You Rather

Have anything you touch turn into cheese or become helium filled?.

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2012-05-26T16:02:20

Would You Rather...

Roll up into a ball like an armadillo when scared, or shake your butt like Shakira?.

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2012-04-24T10:54:42

As A Frequent Flyer....

"Jetlag is for amateurs. It's all in the mind, get as much rest as possible, don't drink too much on the flight and you will be able to handle anything." - David Scowsill I absolutely concur..

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2012-04-20T16:21:10

" Everybody Is A Genius

But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.” ― Albert Einstein.

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2012-04-19T13:02:32

Say Whatttt?

1 in 5 people die within a year of a hip fracture..

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2012-04-19T12:58:06

Wants

The more you want it, the more it eludes you..

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2012-04-15T17:09:33

Rex

Don't piss in my ear and call it rain..

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2012-04-12T21:54:06

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Life's a happy song, when you've someone by your side to sing along..

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2012-04-11T11:24:03

8.7 Earthquake In Indonesia

I truly and sincerely hope that the tsunami goes in the other direction of where everyone is. :( People around the coast of the Indian Ocean, please, you must get to higher ground NOW..

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2012-04-10T12:51:21

Think About It

One out of three people who received promotions, use a mug with the company logo on it..

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2012-04-10T11:49:26

Beer

Beer is the answer....but I can't remember the question. :).

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2012-04-09T10:51:45

Faith

Faith is the bird that feels the light and sings while the dawn is still dark..

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2012-04-08T14:11:20

Question

If you ate yourself, do you double in size, or disappear?.

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