14 November 2012

Short story about two thieves and security x) enjoy :3

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"D-D-D-D-D-D-"

"WHAT?!??" I yelled, stopping Kai from saying 'D'.

He places his finger over his lips, "Shh! Be quiet or not the security will find us!" he whisper/warns.

I groaned in which he shush me again. I clipped him upside the head.

"OWW!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR D?!??" he yells, making the alarm go off. Great..

"Shh!! Next time, be more quiet!" Kai whisper/warns. I groaned really loudly and clipped him upside the head.

"FREEZE!!" security orders and Kai and I pull our hands up in surrender.

"Who are you two?" he asks. Do polices even ask this?

"I'm Kai and this is-" I clipped Kai upside the head.

"DUDE!!" I said through gritted teeth.

"Wait!" the security exclaims and we all turned to him.

"You're KaiLan from that baby show, Ni Hao KaiLan, right?!" he shrieks and we (me and 3 other guards) groaned.

"Great! More idiots," I groaned and Kai cheered, what?

"D! I'm famous!" he cheers then him and the cop twirls in circles.

"D?" a cop asks. Oh sh*t!

"D, as in-" before I could say 'Drake'..

"D for D*ckerson!" Kai screams.

I got odd looks, "D*cker-"

*3rd person* Kai, D*ckerson and the 4 cops then lived happily ever after in the land of KaiLan, the end.

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I don't know why I even wrote this xP

- electra352 xo

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