15 October 2012
Boy: Nothing's ever good on TV
*switches channels AGAIN*
Guy: Hello there kids! Boy: I'm no kid. Guy: How's it going? Boy: Why do you wanna know you stalker? Guy: I'm doing great! Boy: Never asked. Guy: How would like to have a *rainbow appears out of nowhere* PENPAL!! Boy: Not interested. Guy: Simply send a letter to this address stating your name, age, school, birthday and any other information you want to give out! Boy: You're a stalker, get lost. Guy: Simply place your letter in an envelope, add a stamp and send it in! Boy: Don't have paper, envelopes nor a stamp. Guy: Do it now and you'll get a new friend today! Boy: Yeah right. Guy: Just look at all the satisfied kids!
*girl jumps out of nowhere*
Girl: I made new fwend! Boy: Learn English.
*toddler jumps out of nowhere*
Toddler: (in French) Friend!! Boy: ...
*boy pops out of nowhere*
Boy: I... Made... Ne-
*switches off TV*
Boy: The hell did I just watch?
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Boy: *goes to door* Mailman: Here's your letter. Boy: Thanks *grabs*
*closes door and jumps on sofa*
*opens letter*
Hi! I'm Emilia Rose from Australia! I'm 6 and I-
Boy: I never even signed up for this...
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