Sparkle sparkle little twink,
Who the hell you are you think?!
I'm not under the affluence of inkahol,
As some thinkle peep I am,
But the drunker I stand here,
The longer I get!
My mum taught me this as a child, decide for yourself if you think it inappropriate for a small child... May go some way to explaining a few things tho!
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