14 April 2012
Q: What do you find in a clean nose? A: Fingerprints!
Knock knock! Who's there? Madam. Madam who? Madam foot's stuck in the door!
Knock knock! Who's there? Abby Abby who? Abby stung me on the butt!
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because he wanted to eat the chickens and cows on the other side!
Q: What do you get when you blow down a rabbit whole? A: Hot Cross Bunnies!
Q: What do you get if you cross a poodle with a cockerel? A: Acockapoodledoo!
Funny Jokes • Opuss № I