11 April 2012
There once were 2 16 year olds, one called Susan and one called Dave. Friday night was there 5th date. Dave wasn't himself. When they arrived, Susan was so excited and Dave wasn't, he seemed to be angry. Susan's heart was in love. It was time she said something. "Oh, Dave. You look so handsome," She said slowly and lovingly. "Yeah, you look... Stupid!" Dave replied.
Susan's smile slowly turned into a frown. "Well, Okay." Dave looked at her in the eye. He tilted his head to the left. Then right. Until his head was as still as a chair. "Are you drunk? You don't look yourself today. Was it those Friday parties you missed and you drunk lots of beer to make it like the same on our date?" Susan asked. She shouldn't have said that. "Leave me! I hate you! Your the ugliest woman ever! Why did I look on the inside of you? We're done, fatty!" Growled Dave.
A tear fell from Susan's right eye. She ran out of the restraint in tears and a broken heart. The next day, Dave woke up remembering his one and only true love, the beautiful Susan Brooks. He then remembered he broke up with her for no reason. "Why did I say that to my true love?" Cried Dave. He rolled out of bed and shoved himself into his car. He drove into a tree hoping he was dead. But no, he was alive and driving off. " Oh £&@3): I'm okay." He saw a car that was blue. He saw one parson in the car. Dave decided to... CRASH!!! He woke up in hospital. His life support machine was about to be turned off. So he closed his eyes. Then he slowly died. The nurse went to the doctor and said, "Poor Susan Brooks was in the other car. Did she survive?" The doctor looked at the nurse. "No, she died too."
Sad Love Story • Opuss № I