ellaglover

I'm going to stop coming on Opuss now as all I can see us depressing things and I joined Opuss for happy jokes, poems and blogs, so goodbye and good luck.

Goodbye • Opuss № I

Why are all the sad depressed things getting the most likes? I know they're good and well written- but I thought us Opussers were a happy bunch. Am I right or wrong?

Grrrr! • Opuss № I

If you CAN solve your problem, Then what is the NEED of worrying? If you CANNOT solve your problem, Then what is the USE of worrying?

Worry • Opuss № I

You don't realize how much time you're wasting until you've wasted it.

Time • Opuss № I

"You Don't Know You're Beautiful" is a paradox! :O Let me explain. The song states that "you" don't know you're beautiful, and that's what makes "you" beautiful. However, by telling "you" you're beautiful- you now know you're beautiful and…

It's A Paradox! • Opuss № I

Take the "the" out of psychotherapist.

Psychotherapist • Opuss № I

I gotta dig bick. You that read wrong. That awkward when you read that wrong too. And said moment after awkward. Well this is awkward.

Got Ya ;) • Opuss № I

When your phone has no signal and you go all Lion King on it.

Phone Signal • Opuss № I

Please let me go to sleep Opuss, I like sleep. -.-

Opuss • Opuss № I

When the loading bar gets to 100%, I thought that meant whatever it was loading was finished, not let it carry on for 5 minutes afterwards! When it's full- its finished!

Loading Bar • Opuss № I

My opuss says i'm following 42 people! I'm not! :O

Aaaaah! • Opuss № I

I just had a brilliant idea! You know opuss is kinda cat themed and for writing, how about a second opuss with a dog theme and it would be for pictures eh?

Opuss Mark 2 • Opuss № I

Well, one person enjoyed my rant and that's good enough for me! Annoying people she suggested, so here goes! Right, annoying people. Hmm, ah I know! People who chew gum right next to you really loudly with their mouth open. Or just make th…

Meh Second Rant • Opuss № I

Ok, there was a swimming race between a cat called "Un Deux Trois" and a cat called "One Two Three". Which cat won? "One Two Three" because the "Un Deux Trois" quatre cinq!

Cat Race • Opuss № I

I bet you never thought there would be an opus called happy ranting, ay? Well, i'm a pretty good ranter for just about everything so for any ideas feel free to comment about something and i'll see what it leads onto, for example, if you s…

Happy Ranting • Opuss № I

Look left -----------> you failed ;)

Heh Heh ;) • Opuss № I

The awkward when you said moment in your head. ;)

The Awkward Moment • Opuss № I

Fat twat, Fell flat, Went splat, Fancy that!

Fat Twat • Opuss № I

"You were only meant to blow the bloody doors off!"

The Italian Job • Opuss № I

"If you are living your life without giving an "f", you are only living a li[ ]e." --Toonick

Life • Opuss № I

You will need: •125g self raising flour •125g caster sugar •125g soft butter/margarine •2 eggs •2 teaspoons vanilla essence •120g icing sugar •Another 60g butter for icing 1. Preheat the oven to 180' /gas mark 5. 2. Sift the flour, add t…

Easy Peasy Butterfly Buns • Opuss № I

Only in the darkest night, Will you ever find the brightest light, Run and fly and flee you will, But it will find and kill, kill, kill.

Light • Opuss № I