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Revealed: Ed Milband's Secret Millepede Shoe Tying Army Shame

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Genuine comment posted on the Daily Mail site, about the guy who climbed The Shard: 'Typical American. Coming over here committing crimes other layabouts think is *cool*. I bet he's on benefits. He should get a job.' I particularly enjoyed…

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Emoticons are the word equivalent of those electric muscle convulsers chubby people stick on their flab while watching TV in an attempt to 'tone up'. They're for people so lazy they can't be bothered to type.

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