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emiliajag

15 year old swedish girl, trying to find her way in life

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emiliajag
emiliajag
2012-06-01T10:41:38

Raven And The Writing Desk

"Have you ever wondered why a raven is like a writing desk?" "Hatter, why is a raven like a writing desk?" "I don't know my dear".

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emiliajag
emiliajag
2012-05-28T16:43:03

Spark

Sparkle, sparkle butterfly fly away, take me down and say a pray.

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emiliajag
emiliajag
2012-05-28T16:41:24

Random, Nothing Serious

Times like this are hard, I feel like A retard, So here take my card, And wish the best on my regard, in mean time I'll be in the backyard, Crying over Bernard. Who lived at a barnyard!.

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emiliajag
emiliajag
2012-05-28T16:30

Be Yourselfe

Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn, then always be the unicorn..

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emiliajag
emiliajag
2012-05-28T16:24:31

Young Girl

Young girl dont cry, There Will be Another Guy I promise you This one is just a lie, you deserve someone in a tie..

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emiliajag
emiliajag
2012-05-28T07:43:10

Sick Of

I'm sick of you I'm sick of everything you do. No wait.. I'm sick of me and that I can't stop loving you...

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emiliajag
emiliajag
2012-05-27T19:02:33

Love Is Hard

I'm not going to take anything for granted, But I will not stop fighting I haven't wasted a year on you for nothing.. And I haven't stop loving.

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emiliajag
emiliajag
2012-05-27T06:40:13

...

When you finally get the boy you like, Its slip out of your hand. You Will never have that chance again...

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emiliajag
emiliajag
2012-05-23T08:19:10

Haha

Why does blonde girls have Bruices around there bellybuttons. Cuz blonde guys arent so smart either!.

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emiliajag
emiliajag
2012-05-23T07:07:37

Blonde In A Burger King

One blonde went into a burger kin, and said: On big Mac and a coke please. The girl In the counter said quitly: This is a library, The blonde answered whispering: Oh, on big Mac and a coke ,please.

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emiliajag
emiliajag
2012-05-22T21:42:44

The Hairdresser

A blonde girl went Into the hairdresser, the hairdresser said that she had to take her headphones of, but she refused to, so the hair dresser cut around the headphones, but finally the blonde had to...

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emiliajag
emiliajag
2012-05-22T20:45:59

Follow

Follow me On instagram: Emiliaspics Follow me On viddy: Emilia jagerickeman.

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emiliajag
emiliajag
2012-05-22T20:38:20

Vampires

Three vampires was on there way into a blood bar, one was japanese, another was German, and the last one was british.

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