6 May 2012
There was a young girl that was sad, Which gave much pleasure to her mum and her dad, For her they despised, So she wasn't surprised, When they smacked her hard with a notepad.
She didn't want to cause much trouble, But she needed to burst her bubble, So she threw some beer, Because they never called her dear, Which became funny when they saw double.
This meant the start of a war, As they hated her down to the core, What should they do? To get revenge good and true, Without involving blood and gore.
The girl was hatching a cunning plan, To get back at her old woman and man, Something short and sweet, But brought defeat, Well.. There was always the big metal pan!
The parents set up a trap, So she'd be stuck like a dog in a flap, But she was too good, And did what she should, Which was avoid where they were on the map.
The girl picked up a bucket of water, And threw it on their heads as they were shorter, But they did prepare, And a raincoat they wear, So for once they outsmarted their daughter..
The battle continued for years, Making conflict and also more tears, But one day they agreed, What pointless lives they did lead, So they went home as the conflict clears.
The Girl And Her Parents.(: • Opuss № I