17 December 2012
I think to myself why am I single?
But then I realise I'm too young,
People portray me as being dumb.
I'm not although I can be 'blonde'
I can't trust anyone; it's hard to bond.
I'm just so awkward and pretty naive
There's nothing much that I can achieve.
No one will like me because I'm too tall.
People would prefer if I were small.
I think I'm single because I can't cook,
I find it hard even using a book!
I'm a little bit mental and up in your face,
If we were in public I'd be a disgrace
I'm doing no favours for the human race.
I don't wear make up or dress up too nice,
When I was 10 I even had head lice.
I'm nothing special I'm just me,
I feel sorry for the guy that ever puts up with me.
Why I'm Single. • Opuss № I