16 November 2012

A friend told me to post this. Not sure why. But please remember that A) all this was made by Bart baker A) may contain... Unsuitable terms. But that's Bart baker for you. C) that those where both a.

Summer after high school I noticed it. You'd make out with a picture of Zach Morris And on your 80th birthday You got a Tom Cruise tattoo You'd like to get my boyfriends liquor And lock me in my room Drink tons of apptinis And wear woman's shoes I found a stash of playgirls In your room Chorus Grandma doesn't know that you don't like chicks And how you spend all day searching the Internet for dick. In another life In another life maybe you'd be straight. Bu now I gotta say I think my grandpas super gay. My grandpas super gay.

Verse two. I used to have a gerbil named Johnny cash. One day I found you stuck him up your ass. Your favourite singers Cher and you dress like Elton John. Woah You own the twilight series on DVD Caught you paused on Robert Patterson Beating your meat Its time to face the music you are a winkle queen.

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