emmaannhall

Because I haven't just consumed an entire box of chocolate fingers...

Opuss № I

The quote that sums up my mood "do you even go here?"

Unoriginality • Opuss № I

When I'm about to say something, then suddenly realise it's completely inappropriate, I just say "doesn't matter, I've forgotten". Usually works, except when someone spies your ploy, and consequently moans at you to tell them the obviously …

I've Forgotten • Opuss № I

She looks at me Like I'm an alien Of sorts And in a way I Know I am But it's not my fault I can't Write poetry

Alien • Opuss № I

Obvs you're Morgan Freeman, not God...

"I'm God" • Opuss № I

Its different rules for mums, obviously.

Rules • Opuss № I

You spit on someone by accident when your talking... And they don't notice!

The Awkward Moment When • Opuss № I

I know him!!!!!

Santa • Opuss № I

If at first you don't succeed, its probably for a reason.

If At First You Don't Succeed • Opuss № I

...When it comes to costume. I'm the one that sits in the cinema, moaning about the inaccuracy of the outfits for the era. I annoy myself sometimes!

Bit Of A Geek... • Opuss № I