Buttery Toast

@GizMonkey

Jokes

What do you call a Nun with a washing machine on her head. ----------------------------- Sister-Matic!.

@ijustliveandlove

Pessimist, Optimist & Realist

The pessimist see the dark in the tunnel The optimist see the light in the tunnel The realist see the train in the tunnel....

@gsoko

Whom we love best, to them we can say least. :D.

@Jatt

Whenever I go to Subway, when they ask if I would like my sandwich toasted, I say yes & then I raise my cup of Coke & say, "To my sandwich!".

@rfletcher04

Dogs

Just watched a dog toot the horn at its owner to come back in the car. Lol:) True story.

@marceymillz

Cloaking.

My friends made an interesting observation recently. Apparently I'm no good at hiding my emotions. This evening I discovered the truth of this. I'm truly shit at it.

@pudds

Reverie

Painted enclosures. Unrepentant imagination. Explosions ad infinitum. Padded security. Bouncing fancies. Skins of armor. Misled truths. Elusive authenticity. Staged playgrounds. Succinct world.

@KimaniForte

I Am...

I am. I am. I am. I am lost, But within a touching distance, Of my mothers grasp... I am walking, Without the knowledge of my fate... I am standing... Alone...