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esmebutcherd

BVBArmy<3 Live in England:) I post jokes I find funny (yes I have a sick and dirty mind:L ) and maybe occasionally something I have written myself :)

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Life Tip #3425

Remember kids, it's down the road not across the street. :).

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Scary Sh*t

"Most kids nowadays are most scared of their parents splitting up." This was what I read in a newspaper a while back. Bullsh*t.

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Paranoid

My attractive female neighbour is completely paranoid.

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89

What is 89. 69 with a fat chick. :).

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Chris Brown

Am I the only one that thinks it is disgusting how easily the world and general public has forgotten that Chris Brown beat up Rihanna.

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Speed Limit Of Sex

What's the speed limit of sex. 69, because once you reach that you have to turn back around!.

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