24 May 2012
Billy asked the teacher if he could have the job of cleaning the board after she'd used it and and the teacher said "only if you can tell me the first three letters of the alphabet".
So Billy went home and asked his mum who was listening to her favourite song and said "mummy what's the first letter of the alphabet?" and is mum went "shut up, just shut up , shut up!" so billy went to his dad who was playing darts and said "daddy whats the second letter of the alphabet?" and his dad went "180!" so then he went to his little brother Jacob who was playing with his toy cars and said " Jacob whats the third letter of the alphabet and Jacob went "with my vroom vroom car!".
So billy went back to school and his teacher said "so whats the first three letters of the alphabet?" and billy said "shut up, just shut up, shut up!" the teacher shouted "how rude! do you know how many detentions you will get for this!" billy said "180!" the teacher went "how do you think you'll get away with this?!" and billy went "with my vroom vroom car!"
A.B.C • Opuss № I