22 January 2013
This is dedicated to the lifestyle that is Barney Stinson
All I do is lie And they hang onto every word Like when I faced a dinosaur And killed it with a sword
Or how I went up to the moon And golfed a couple holes Then I came back down to earth And wrestled several bulls
And now here starts the story Of seven easy plays Spanned across what I now call My Seven Perfect Days
Hes Not Coming Is all you have to say And later that same night With her boobies you will play
Grieving Chicks can reel them in Much faster then youve seen But doing grieving widows In a hospital is mean
The Area of 69 May take a little more But once you pull it off Then with peace you may explore
The Naked Mans the best The favorite of them all Just showing what you got Will leave you standing tall
The Duffel Bag is fun to do Its one you have to try The bummer is you may end up In the trunk of some strange guy
The Scuba Diver did I use To fool every friend They tried to keep the chick away I got her in the end
And dont forget The Mosby The easiest to bring Just say that you were left At the alter with your ring
And here the story ends But just of these few plays To get a chick to sleep with There are many many way
I have to say this was a very fun poem to write and even as I read it afterwards I still cant help to laugh It does make more sense if youre a How I met your mother fan, especially if youve watched the episode the playbook. Still I hope you all enjoy it as much as I did writing it - evilfingerz
The Barnacle - My Seven Perfect Days • Opuss № I