22 January 2013

This is dedicated to the lifestyle that is Barney Stinson

All I do is lie And they hang onto every word Like when I faced a dinosaur And killed it with a sword

Or how I went up to the moon And golfed a couple holes Then I came back down to earth And wrestled several bulls

And now here starts the story Of seven easy plays Spanned across what I now call “My Seven Perfect Days”

“He’s Not Coming” Is all you have to say And later that same night With her boobies you will play

“Grieving Chicks” can reel them in Much faster then you’ve seen But doing grieving widows In a hospital is mean

“The Area of 69” May take a little more But once you pull it off Then with peace you may “explore”

“The Naked Man”s the best The favorite of them all Just showing what you got Will leave you standing tall

“The Duffel Bag” is fun to do Its one you have to try The bummer is you may end up In the trunk of some strange guy

“The Scuba Diver” did I use To fool every friend They tried to keep the chick away I got her in the end

And don’t forget “The Mosby” The easiest to bring Just say that you were left At the alter with your ring

And here the story ends But just of these few plays To get a chick to sleep with There are many many way

I have to say this was a very fun poem to write and even as I read it afterwards I still can’t help to laugh It does make more sense if you’re a “How I met your mother” fan, especially if you’ve watched the episode “the playbook”. Still I hope you all enjoy it as much as I did writing it - evilfingerz

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