The Right Way Round
How do we know which way round the earth is?.
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Love
Love isn't about finding someone perfect, but finding someone prefect for you..
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Superman
Once Muhammad Ali was on a flight and before take off he was asked by the a air hostess to put his seat belt.
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Cars
Today my friend asked me "What's the Rolls Royce of cars?".
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Fat
When I exercise I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat..
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2012
I remember 2012 like it was yesterday..
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Right
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left..
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Sad
When I am sad, I stop being sad and be awesome!.
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War
War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace..
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Exams
The more I study for an exam the more lucky I become in the exam..
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A Rich Man
A rich man is just a poor man with lots of money..
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The Future
The best way to predict the future is to create it..
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Twiglets
Is it me or do Twiglets taste like burnt toast?.
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The Underground
In London the underground (subway) is packed like a multicultural slave ship..
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Love
If what they say is true and nothing lasts forever, then what makes love the exception..
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Food
Once I was asked what my favourite type of food was, I replied "tasty food"..
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Thoughts
A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts..
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Love
Love gives us the strength to be brave and do things we never imagined, such is the power of love..
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To Live
To live to is to suffer, but to survive is to find meaning in the suffering..
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Moustaches
Is it just me or did Hitler and Charlie Chaplin both have the same style moustache?.
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Happiness
They say money can't buy happiness but it's a pretty good down payment..
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Insults
In my group of friends we would insult each other, as friends do.
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If you tweet on twitter does that make you a twit?.
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Your Beauty
If a thousand writers and a thousand poets wrote for a thousand years they could not capture a thousandth of your beauty..
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Roses
Roses are red,but aren't violets violet?.
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The Right Approach
Don't fight fire with fire, fight it with water..
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Life
We are all dying, just so slow we don't realise it..
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Business
Revenue is vanity, profit is sanity and cash is reality..
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Humpty Dumpty
When did Humpty Dumpty become an egg because I don't remember it ever being mentioned he was an egg?.
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Untitled
People will believe what they want to believe..
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