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Won't be on Opuss much tonight, I've got plans, so unusual, right. I don't mean to give you all a fright, I know you'll miss me, but I'm alright. #4lines4fun.
Respect my opinions, I'll respect yours. I have an open mind, but yours seems to be closed. Be nice, not shrewd; what you say on the Internet will last.
So tired I am Up late watching porn Results will be postponed And shown in the morn (Advisory: don't read this under a blacklight) #4lines4fun.
Blowjob and steak day. What would your mum say. Not only 'tradition' GREW, Imagine if she knew... #blowjobandsteakday #4lines4fun #yolo.
#4lines4fun #steak&bjday Hey babe, it's steak & BJ day. Don't you think you oughta. I ended up with a portion of chips And Mr Wiggly on bread & water....
Blow job proposed Her answer was nay Offend, she left Now I'm in a one-way #4lines4fun.
I know I shouldn't mope And I can always live in hope But I had chicken for tea And the other ain't looking good for me #4lines4fun #steak&bjday.
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Another occasion to add to Xmas and my birthday,. National steak and bj day when I'll get my wicked way,. Whip up some fun and a special gentleman's relish,.
16+ Hope you guys and girls haven't forgotten what today is. It's a national day, and time for all you girls to do the bizz.
#4lines4fun *swear word ahead I'm tire I'm tired I'm sorry fucking tired So why then oh why Will my eyes not retire.
What are these lines for fun Who was the genius behind To them many thanks Perfect way to free my mind #4lines4fun.
A bit of advice my friend Don't try to look both ways at once I tried this foolish task And got run over by a truck #4lines4fun #ReIterationofapreviospost.
#4lines4fun Bring it on then, sunshine Your smile is just a farce Ow. What the hell was that. Ooo the bastard's burnt me arse....
Is the sun tired of running Has he given up his hat Everyone seems to be dead So I guess that is that #4lines4fun.
Running as fast as I can Oh my, this can't be At least I only have To run faster then Lee #4lines4fun.
The sun has got his hat on, and he ain't got nothing to say The sun has got his hat on So madness is here to stay. #4lines4fun.
That photo evidence could hurt me Pics of me stealing the sun's hat Please Rich, where'd you hide 'em Need to destroy them, that's a fact #4lines4fun.
#4lines4fun The sun can't have his hat back I've hidden it away Jealousy, my dear Natalie. Never liked him anyway... Hmph!.
The sun has no hat Cause I stole it away Now the sun shines too bright So inside, is where you'll stay #4lines4fun.
#4lines4fun The sun ain't got his hat on. You must have seen things wrong Hey, Rich Withey and Natalie You've been out in it too long....
#4lines4fun Here's a little poem Took about a minute About a green and waxy fruit And the tiny torch within it.
Spilling out my nose from laughs, all Over your favorite face Don't like the hate I see from you And then you spray my eyes with mace #acrostic #4lines4fun.
#4lines4fun Something caught in my teeth Everybody's looking at me now I'd just eaten a hamburger But stuck in my teeth was the cow.