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Question: What do you call a gay dinosaur. Answer: Mega-sore-ass..
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What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree. Hold onto your nuts-This is no ordinary Blow Job!.
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Q. What is the cheapest meat. A. Deer balls, there under a buck..
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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children. A: Ask your mother..
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In the exam : Complete the sentence: Early to bed , early to rise........ I wrote:: I'm sure this man has no interest in his wife ..
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Two men are sitting in a pub and one says to the other 'My mother-in-law is an angel'. His buddy replies 'You're so fucking lucky. mine is still alive!'.
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Barney Theme..?
Keep hearing loads of Barney jokes/songs _____________________ I love drugs, Drugs love me, Crack cocaine and ecstasy A sniff over here and injection over there, now I'm in intensive care..
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For Harry Potter Fans (:
I heard you're a Gryffinwhore. Because you let every wizard Slytherin..
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18+ Poem
Roses are red Violets are blue, Roses are red Violets are blue... I'm using my hand, But i'm thinking About you..
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Adult Joke
Once husband wanted to check his wife intelligence so he asked to his wife. Husband:: can u tell me such a sentence which can make sad and happy at the same time.
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I Love You is 8 letters long. Then again, so is bullshit..
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Letter Joke
Dear advice giver, I have a girlfriend ten years younger than me, and everyone says we should break up. What should I do. -Daniel Dear Daniel, If you love her, don't give her up. It's that simple.
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Boys think they're so great and powerful and strong. P-shaw. Can THEY bleed for 3 days straight every month and not die?.
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#sundayrepost The only joke I know: Q. Whats got wings and sucks blood. A. Always ultra.
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I kinda told you. I'd 6e here 9irl, mine. To write about my followers. When I reached 69. Full of innuendo. 6ut I 9et my fill. Very quiet literally. If looks could kill. You say not to tell.
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How To Be A Heartbreaker
Rule #1 Is that you gotta have fun. But baby when you're done, You gotta be the first to run. Rule #2 Just don't get attached to, Somebody you could lose.
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Jack & Jill
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.. Jack got a shock with a mouthful of cock because Jill's real name is Randy!.
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I hate PMS. It makes a mess. You feel such a slag. Waking up to the Japanese flag. Washing the sheet is hard. And you maxed your credit card. So it's no use to buy a new one. Day one has just begun.
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Kinky <3 Day
Valentine's Day is the day when the "V" and the "D" finally come together..
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Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys. A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving..
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Hygiene Product People
A girl is like a razor, you never know how sharp she is until you test her. A guy is like a tampon, once he's fulfilled his purpose you just throw him away..
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How To Use The Shower
I must thank a very good friend of mine for this, thank you Sophie. Hope it makes you all laugh as did I.
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There was thunder and lightening last night .... The lights flickered, Fucking shitting it, I thought the TV was gonna go.
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Railway Accident!!
Once Mr. Bean went for a job interview. He was asked in the interview, " have you ever met any railway accident?" Mr. Bean replied," yes !. Once the train was going through a long tunnel.
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