Igor
Yes, it's an #acorn, but it's also a little clue to what I have in mind for Mondays #acrostic... Here's a tale of Igor, Dr.
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Colin, Gary, Frank, Potatoes, Turnips, Onions, Carrots And Trees
Back in the days of Mars bars and Snickers lived a boy named Frank. His mother gave him his name when he was born although her husband wanted to call him Bruno.
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Driving Mrs. Dead
A drive through the park, same time everyday, she sits in the same position, with her sad look of gray.
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J - II - The Lonely Walk
The door closed with a creek and clicked shut behind him, considering his tardiness you'd think J would be in more of a rush.......but he wasn't , J couldn't give two shits for his job, or anything...
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Something About Fatty
#sundayrepost Glen's had a few to many, when he sees her at the bar, 30 stone of women, you could see her coming from afar, but when Glen's pissed, his standards seem to drop, just like on this...
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Sock Stealer
I'll scare your socks off Like I did with lee I'll then steal them all And you won't get them back from me. I'll come in the night The shadow behind you I will then take your socks Oh if only you...
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How a little girl ruined my life ch.9
"To see the world from your eyes Part I : Dear diary Dear diary, Today was the best day ever. The morning started off as it usually did.
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Jack
#fillintheblank challenge There once was man named Jack. Jack really loved to drink milk. One not so average day, however, Jack had a nasty run in with a hooker.
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Is This What Death Feels Like?
Is this what death feels like. Like ice chilling your soul. Should it feel like I'm falling. Straight to hot coals.
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The Letter Home [First Post]
Dear mom and dad, I can't believe it's been three months since I went of to college, and I can't believe it's taken this long to you. But I have been VERY busy. Now before you read any future.
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Werewolf Payday
#sundayrepost. There's a werewolf in my garden, it's been trying to get in my door. I've barricaded the windows and I'm cowering on the floor.
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Man Eating Teacher
I think my science teacher Wants to eat us. I see it in her eyes every time she grins at us. It's why I'm late to school, So I can avoid her way.
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Now: That's What I Call An Anthology: Powered By Batteries.
Some more of my personal favourites for your viewing displeasure, all in one place.
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Tea Madness
Glen once knew a man who was sad. Nothing went right he was mad. Cheer up mate. Life can be great. Here have this cup with a Teabag. He took my cup and added water.
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Estate Agent #thriller #shortstory
So, I was showing this young couple around this flat. To be honest I hadn’t been looking forward to this one all day.
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Master Of The House
Welcome, Monsieur, sit yourself down And meet the best innkeeper in town As for the rest, all of 'em crooks: Rooking their guests and crooking the books Seldom do you see Honest men like me A gent...
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Something About Fatty
Glen's had a few to many, when he sees her at the bar, 30 stone of women, you could see her coming from afar, but when Glen's pissed, his standards seem to drop, just like on this occasion, forget...
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Jimmothy, The Call Of Nature, Part Deux
Now, gentle fatties, warm yourselves before the fire as I begin once more with tales of Jimmothy's heroic deeds.
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Rude-olph
#weeklyopusschallenge Warning. Bad language . A Day in the Life of...... Rudolph . Yep, that's me. Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer - the most famous reindeer in the world.
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The Three Bears
Once upon a time there were three bears, All lived happily without any cares, There was a mum, dad and baby, If you believe the tale you must be crazy, Daddy bear was gay but Mummy didn't know...
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Fred The Messiah
#adventchallenge Mary and Joe were the scum of the earth He out of work, her always giving birth They were petty thieves and lived in shit And took every single state benefit One Christmas Eve she...
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Tari And Josh
By Miscellaneous. This following story was a vocabulary test in school. I was supposed to make sentences with the vocab. words to show that I 'understand them'. I made a story.
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Electric Blue
#colourchallenge #softheinz There was an aspiring actress Who made her film debut Staring in an French art house film Called Electric Blue.
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The Pond Creature
I stepped into my garden; I was going to mow the lawn But there was something very odd To which my eyes were drawn.
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