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Dinner yesterday was at the in-laws place Mrs Lee proceeded to get off her face Her and our hostess are best friends alright But not too much for me for 'tis a school night It started off fine, a...
My head's on fire Build my funeral pyre I might expire I feel so dire Last night's a blur Just him and her My brain won't whir I don't concur I might just die Bid life goodbye Why. Why. Why.
I swear I'm not drunk Ok Yes I am Staying out late Waiting on the fam' This be the worst post I ever did write All jacked up on vodka Tequila And sprite So yeah screw you spell check All Checking my...
I'm classy now I'm eighteen, Drinking twists at five o clock, Hitting all those booze-ups, Cause that's just how I rock.
Laying in my bed last night, I heard my stomach grumble. I rushed towards the toilet, but on my way I took a tumble. My cheeks filled with sick, then it just exploded on the floor.
Once upon an Opuss A promise for Jojo A little bedtime story By someone you all know But the story never came And she thought, 'What the hell.
Lied in bed my leg in a pot. Went out for a quiet few turned into a lot. Started scrapping thought I was joey Barton. Woke up the next morning my head was farting. Not much memory of the night before.
#acrostic~ish Cup of tea Bert.
I use to have a girlfriend, her name was Hayley. She looked like a dude, but she was so sweet. She had an awesome personality, just like me.
This post is poop, not deleting though as it's a reminder of my drunken New Year's Eve. if you're reading this, do yourself a favor and read a different post.
There were tantrums and tears At this bash for New Years Plenty of booze And tempers to lose And it was the kids Whose night hit the skids Party hosted by their mother But they left for another Small...
As Big Ben introduced the New Year. We had lots of music and plenty of cheer. Exploding fireworks lit up the night sky. Vibrant bright colours teased our eyes. I might've drunk a little too much wine.
As the clock struck twelve,. The witching hour begins,. Our minds begin to delve,. To what 2013 will bring,. Lets hope it's better than the last,. Full of happiness and fun,.
One too many beers, And still it ain't enough, Not too long till midnight, I'm hanging in there tough.
38 years ago tomorrow, Three unwise men were guided by a light. Their nerves had got the better, The men were desperate for a shite.
Feeling slightly festive Now I've had a day off and rested Only six more presents to buy And a cheeky one for Dave on the sly Spent the day trying to avoid Christmas number 1s ...
The first two hours a just sat on the top bunk and watch them play FIFA them finally they decided to drink but the FIFA was still on the after another hour they finally decided to play some music...
Sat here in the pub we are in I'm drunk and there not, I see them as there true selves and they see me as a freak, weirdo bound for nothing but who cares.
I lift my head, My eyes feel dry, My vision hazy Feel like I'm gonna die. My head bangs, My mouth's dry too. Dress still on And wearing one shoe. I think back To the events of last night.
When the night sets in. And everything is dark. I will have a shot of Glen. And just sit in the dark. Have been out all day. With too much sun. I hear you shouting "Sun you say".
What a mess. My body's been test. With copious amounts. Of shots all about. Mixers and cocktails. Downed like a good girl. But when I did wake. The loo saw my intake. As tummy combusted.
Different writes for different days. Early morning hangover haze. A wonderful night went thru to morning. Birthdays should come with a government warning. Drunk a lot but didn't get slaughtered.
She says she's feeling old but that's a load of bull You can't possibly be old with a life that is this full If we all act our age instead of what's in our head There wouldn't be any fun and we may...
When you said you were coming up I knew the drink would flow Went to watch the fireworks It was a real good show Watched them from the terrace bar Overlooking the castle grounds They were so...