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#stupidthingspeoplesay This is a conversation that took place between my self and my youngest niece when she was about 5yrs old, she's now 12 and finds it hilarious when I remind her of it....
The most important lady in his life, woke with a song, The other hid under the duvet, where she did so love to belong.
This was inspired by one of my nephews who hates to be kissed or hugged.
The hamsters dead,. It's being buried near my shed,. The daughters distraught,. Her tempers fraught,. I'm secretly happy,. That we lost the little chappy,. No I'm not being evil,.
#patdolan83 My first attempt at a new word. Bedoobedoo - pronounced B-do-be-do Meaning: Parking Space Sample sentence (taken from a real life event - I.e.
Ok so I guess I have to succumb to the Christmas gladness Shopping at Westfields tomorrow is going to be pure madness It's tradition for us to do all our pressie shopping on Xmas eve Although it...
I have conquered,. The shopping mall,. Most of the shops-. We had to crawl,. Spent all my money,. On sleep wear in next,. Can't tell my mum,. It's quite complexed,. The gift was £42,.
Its xmas eve.
This is why I love little kids Little girl: Mummy, why is your tummy so huge. Mum: Because your little sister is in there. Little girl: Do you love her a lot.
Quick, fun poetry: I told my mom I'd go to work If she would go to school. She thought that trading places once Just might be kind of cool.
Have you guesed what im going to say yet. Corect anser one point, if you said my chocolate craving got worce then you were right. Ish.
Mummy mummy mummy my mouth hurts my mouth hurts. (Aw mummy make it better with a nice long cuddle and some magic powder, there there all better) 10minutes later... Oh that tastes funny, mummy.
Would it be so bad, To see my dad, Happily clad, In a onesie - Erm maybe a tad. My mum would think he was high, My brother cry, And I would undoubtedly die.
Choo. Choo. Choo. Choo. Here comes the choc choc train, AGAIN. Five thirty three. The boys are up, Awake, Out of bed, All over me. Five forty one. Downstairs they run, The advent calendars they see.
Son: Mum i told You to cook pancakes for today's breakfast!. Mum: Lalalala what again. Mum I told you to cook onion ok Son: I'm not joking mum Mum: I'm not joking to son :P Son: .....
(all true. No lie i promise) Ok so Dad comes home, "How was your walk?" I asked, "Bad." he replied glumly, "Oh what happened?" I asked.
#colour There I saw, That delicious cake, So perfect that, It might be fake. The moist, brown cake, Sprinkles all around, It was calling me, So I crept up without a sound.
Bouncing on the bed on top of me I was supposed to be having a lie in until nine o three Try to say sorry by bringing me tea Not good enough mate, there's kiddies on me "Pile up" you shout quite...
Dear Dave, I'm in a bit of a conundrum and would be most pleased if you could provide me with code for my g-mas electric scooter chair, so I can race it up and down the halls as she's having an...
Whenever there is a tiny thing, Like no juice after 5pm, or no Wii-ing, Like its getting late, no more time left to play, He'll scream "THIS IS MY ABSOLUTELY MOST RUBBISH DAY!!!" I try to reason,...
You peek past a corner, holding your breath. You scan the perimeter for a possible threat. The moment is perfect, there'll be no distraction. It's time to put your plan to action.
This is a joke that my friend told me earlier today. I warn you, it contains a few swears. Johnny and his dad were walking home from his school when they saw two women arguing in the street.
~This literally just happened. And I thought "I just HAVE to post this on Opuss"~ ~Also, this is special cos it's my 100th Opuss~ :3 So, I'm watching Raising Hope (I recorded it ages ago)...
I'm frozen in place, eyes wide and square. Unable to move, reduced to stare. My stomach twists, my throat is clogged, I kind of feel like I've been mugged.