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I'm going to bake a cake today!!. Hope it turns out good :D. It's for a party my parents are hosting at our house. I'll have no one to talk to wahhhh :( Comment on your favorite kind of cake.
Limerick A little boy called Sandy, Eat away at candy, His tooth it got sore, So he couldn't sleep any more, Said: 'a dentist right now would be handy.' 4lines4fun Candy the sweet, Fell on the...
I went to the zoo and saw a loaf in a cage. A sign read: "Bread in captivity.".
Why did everyone ask the mushroom to come to their party. Because he was a fungi (fun-guy).
#acrostic S omewhere below London on the map O h that's where I'll be, eating a nice bap U - turn back to London, back where I love T o where I feel I belong, H ome when I never stay long ... but...
(me eating lunch) Me: There's a tooth................ in my taco..
M&S veg is horrid and so is the chips but every thing is better MONKY PANTS!!!!!!!.
Grass Tree Spaghetti Confetti.
Dad: I'm so hungry I could eat a horse I went to tescos and bought him some value beef burgers Me: here you go. :).
My pig of a brother came home last night and said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!" Thanks to tescos, he now can!.
Lightly I'll beat you getting you all worked up I'll coat you with my liquid and give you a rub Toss you with a firm grip then watch you flip Give a gentle squeeze, and licking my hot lips I'll...
Food healthy good for you.
Want to hear a muffin joke. Ok So there are two muffins next to each other,baking in the oven... One turns to the other and says " man.
Why was the mushroom happy. Because he was a fungi. xD crappy I know...
I've heard alcohol makes some people sleep like a baby but it sure makes some burp like one. !!!.
Why did the jelly bean go to school. Because he wanted to be a smartie.
When life gives you oranges you, bitch slap life and say "These are frickin clementines. What, did you think all oranges were this small?".
When life gives you lemons, you beat the crap out of life and say "What the hell is wrong with you!. I asked for limes!".
You eating me and my salmon friends, no one else cares but you. You may eat me but you don't hate me. So therefore I'm your friend.
I no it's cheesesy but.......
That terrible moment when you realize someone stole your candy......
"(>^_^)># I made you a waffle #﹤(^_^﹤) But then I was like... (>^#^﹤) "I'm mad....." (>^_^)>. =#. ﹤(*.*﹤) So I threw it at you (>^_^﹤). ﹤(#.*)> It hit your face..
"(>^_^)># I made you a waffle #﹤(^_^﹤) But then I was like... (>^#^﹤) "I'm hungry..." (>^_^)> So I ate it..
\_/ This is my cup of care. Oh look, it's EMPTY!.