The Goblin
Have you ever hared of the goblin how lost his left arm and leg. Don't worry he is all rights know.
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Have you ever hared of the goblin how lost his left arm and leg. Don't worry he is all rights know.
This post was supposed to be about sodium and hydrogen but NaH..
This is really bad my chemistry told us it. Atom 1: I think I've just lost an electron. Atom 2: Are you sure. Atom 1: I'm positive.
Rants rants, everybody rants..
(me watching Honey Boo Boo) Honey Boo Boo: Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue in 1942. Me: It's official, America is doomed..
Q: What superhero is as light as air and stands above the noble. A: He-Man.
Right my brov you know we'll most of you won't he is..., try and guess, oh yes, a Computer GEEK!!!!!!!.
Q: Where do chemists go for a burger. A: The Io-Diner.
What do you call a fake pasta. An impasta.
Whats a polygon. A dead parrot.
Today in chemistry class my friend was talking to a jerk. The jerk was talking about his girlfriend and was saying that my friends didn't have one. Then I said out loud to the class...
I'm still not sure; how to use semi-colons..
FRIENDS-save the last slice of Pizza for you. BEST FRIENDS-eat the last slice in your face and laugh at you. FRIENDS-ring the doorbell before entering your home.
Science question: How do we grow, explain your answer with as much science as possible.
Friend: You want to hear a funny joke about the elements of the periodic table. Me: Oh please, all the good ones Argon!.
The past, present and future walked into a bar - it was tense..
jikalau ada alat untuk menghitung beban pikiran manusia mungkin saya akan membelinya. jikalau ada tempat buat nyimpen beban kehidupan mungkin juga saya akan membelinya. jadi ada ngga ya.
My science teacher threw sodium at me That's a salt.
I find people sophisticated when they say thirty-five hundred (EX.) instead of three thousand, five hundred..
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Keep Calm and Bazinga<3!.
Thanks to stronghold games I can burn cites get drunk and go in to the burning cites(: LOL.
If I tell my phone to wake me up at 7AM, it will normally do so at that time, until I turn it off.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. Whheeeerrreeeeessss my tractor?.