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What are the three fastest means of communication. Internet, telephone, telawoman..
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Divine Wisdom Joke- 137
Why did God creat Adam before Eve. "To give him a chance to speak.".
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Omg give the girl the right shoes and she will love you.Give her the wrong shoes and...lets just say you won't be buying anymore shoes!.
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I'm not dirty, I'm just muddy!.
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Punctuation is Powerful
An English teacher wrote on his whiteboard "A woman without her man is nothing" and asked the pupils to correct it. All the males wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing.
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Birthday
It was a woman's birthday and she said to her husband I want something shiny that goes 0-60 in two seconds on the dorstep on Sunday if I don't you've got it so she looked out the window and saw a...
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We'll do it!
When a man says he'll fix it, he'll fix it - so stop reminding him every six months!!!.
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Can A Man Be Wrong
If a woman is not around to tell him!.
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Pornography Is Wrong?
Totally unacceptable, disgusting and degrading to woman.... unless its in written form, then it's literature ;-).
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Ladies
Ladies on top ladies down below How do you like your ladies.
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Man vs. Woman
Man: I have way more upper body strength. Woman: Can you bleed for five or more days and not die. Man: .................no :(.
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Hi There
Gentlemen, what do you do when your dishwasher stops working. You hit her..
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Females
Being a FEMALE is a matter of BIRTH, being a WOMAN is a matter of AGE, but being a LADY is a matter of CHOICE....
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A Joke My Cousin Told Me
Female: I dont feel very well today... :/ Male: Ohhh. How awful I was going to take you out shopping today... :S Female: I was only joking. Male: Me too. Female: *goes ballistic*.
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Cup-Sizes
A = Almost boobs B = Barely there C = Can't complain D = Dang. DD = Double Dang. E = Everyday I'm giggling. F = Fuck it, I'm reducing these... G = God, help me H = Help me.
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Man Lost
How long does a man need to be lost for, before he admits he's lost?.
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Women Are Like Mobile Phones
Women are like mobile phones: They like to be held. They like to be spoken and heard to. They break easily. Some times they just start acting up for no reason.
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Why Some Men Have Dogs Instead Of Wives.
Ooooo I might get it in the neck over this one, depending on your gender I suppose :) 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2.
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It seems as if, in this world, 40% of the male population are on the Internet trying to get into your pants, 50% are successfully in someone's pants. And the other 10% at gay..
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this made me laugh
without women it would be a pain in the backside for men XD.
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Gotta Catch Them All!
Girls are like Pokemon; you need balls to catch them..
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Woman Logic
Go to sleep at 2 Wake up at 8 Repeat for days Complain about being tired...
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A Woman's Prayer
I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man. Love, To forgive him and; Patience, For his moods. Because if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death..
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Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
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