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16+ Hope you guys and girls haven't forgotten what today is. It's a national day, and time for all you girls to do the bizz.
#stupidthingspeoplesay [Christmas morning, and I'm around 5-ish] My mum is talking to my (3 year old) sister about she got in her stocking, and filming at the same time.
So the festive season has been and gone. I trust everybody had a blast and Santa brought appropriately extravagant presents for one and all.
So the diet will have started I should be eating lettuce right now Finally Christmas has departed But a visit to the gym is not going to happen somehow.
On the day after the day after Boxing Day, Santa wakes up, eventually, Puts away his big red suit and wellies, Let Rudolph and the gang out into the meadow, Then shaves his head and beard.
@adventchallenge. It's Boxing Day already. I've just got out of bed. I think I may be hungover. There's a pain inside my head. OMG look at the time. It's nearly midday. And I've invited guests.
25th opuss has to be dedicated to christmas. so here goes... feeling like a christmas turkey kinda ate too much said "it's alright to do it once a year" but now i'm overstuffed.
You know what makes it Christmas for me. Die Hard. Actually Bruce Willis in general. So you know what I'm doing today.
John, a father who loved his daughter very much, and was willing to buy her anything she wanted, was somewhat stumped when he read that this year's Christmas list proceeded thus: Dear Father...
#weeklyopusschallenge The buzz today is all about Mr. Santa Claus, who has vanished, last seen chasing a Coca Cola truck with his picture on it.
It's always such an EFFORT to get up in the morning (hehe, maybe I'm not such a morning person!) and especially when it's cold... 6:00am: Ugh....I don't want to get up for school, I'm too tired.
Here we are again then let the madness begin Turkey, chocolate god there is no way I will stay thin Crap telly, crap music with rod stewart causing a din Who on earth told him he could sing.
An early Xmas present. He won't be here tomorrow I'll wave him off tonight And feel no pang of sorrow It's just a quiet life A bit of solitude I seek But he's been a royal pain All. Bloody. Week.
#adventchallenge T hough you've really had enough, there's always room for more U ndo your belt and trousers so your gut rests on the floor R eally all you want is some booze to drown the...
The shiny Christmas baubles swing upon the tree The lights are flickering an epileptic dance at me The gifts are wrapped, ribboned and bowed oh so perfectly White Christmas and Home Alone repeat on...
#adventchallenge. The carol singers come to the door. Singing a song they sounded poor. I don't think they knew the words. I'd rather of listened to skwalking birds.
Finished my Christmas shopping today,. I've even bought myself something to play,. Now to the job of wrapping,. When I've done that ill be clapping,. Anyone volunteering to do it for me,.
I hate mince pies they are yuck, Even the smell of them makes me want to chuck, Give me a homemade jam tart any day, You won't find mince pies at mine on Christmas Day.
Lonely stocking, 23, (ahem) Good looking - glitzy.
A man approached a woman with mistletoe, Asked her to kiss him under it, but "NO!". She vehemently refuses, he's got no chance, So he asks her instead if she wants to dance.
Santa just visited our street, In a trailer sleigh towed by a jeep, Playing Christmas music so loud, Attracting a crowd, Of children who wanted to greet, Giving out lollies and sweets, To every kid...
#adventchallenge Looking for Xmas pressies online. Not sure where to get 'em from. Purse strings as tight as a chickens arse. Welcome to Scroogle.com.
#adventchallenge We have all seen the film We know what it's about We have all heard the phrase Bah humbug he would shout Sitting counting out his coins Paying his staff no mind Moaning about...
The tenth of December is when i SHOULD have been performing the play but now i have the free time i desided i might as well go christmas card shopping.