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Bye Bye Household
Ok listen up.
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#household result
Ok folks here we go. I said I'd announce when I had enough pieces; I have, so I shall. Here goes...
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Sean The Swimmer
#household Sean was the best swimmer in the land And he loved sand He was smitten But by a shark he got bitten And now his arse is in plaster.
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Baked Bean Disaster!
#household. Once was a girl called Sam,. Who cut her finger in a baked bean can,. She ran for a plaster,. Which ended in disaster,. Breaking her neck just wasn't her plan,. Stupid baked beans,.
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Empty Household
Opussians, I have a question for you Tell me what you think we should do Do you think the #household should carry on Or would it be better if it were gone.
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The Master of Disaster in Plaster
#household. The stunt rider courted disaster. When he twisted the grip to go faster. The run up was too short. And he couldn't abort. So now he is covered in plaster. But he had a point to prove.
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The Climb
#household There was a young boy named Troy Who climbed trees instead of playing with toys This wasn't quite mastered His limbs seemed forever plastered But this didn't nearly dampen his joy.
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#household challenge
Yup, it's still with us. Thanks to @carolsgregory for choosing my piece as her winner. Right then... Limerick time people. As many in a piece as you like, or just the one, I don't mind.
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Simple Recipe
#household With a pinch of me And a dollop of you And a helping of pure love From life's magical spoon We could have something Sweet tasty and hot If we stir it together In our own mixing pot.
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The Mixing Bowl
#household Here's an age old recipe you may or may not know Not always very healthy but it may just help you grow Take a new born child and marinate with care Careful not to overcook, just be sure...
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Mix It Up
#household challenge Are you a normal mixing bowl You look so odd to me Throw all sorts at you Lets Mix them up and see Each day a different recipe Ingredients are not short Just throw it in and...
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Household Challenge
#household challenge Hi everyone, a big thank you to @leelee101 for making me this weeks household challenge winner.
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In The Dawn
#household challenge. You wake me up each morning. With that look upon your face. Buzz buzz buzz, ding a ling. You have no sort of grace. Every morning you are there. Never miss a beat.
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Morning Is (unfortunately) Here
#household A dream filled sleep, Counting down; tick tock. Interrupted with a beep, There goes the alarm clock. Just one more minute, To sleep a little more.
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My Little Alarm Clock
#household #acorn It was 6.15 in the morning. The sun was already streaming through the curtains. Her nose began to twitch from the pollen from the field. God, she hated summer mornings.
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School Mornings
#household I'm woken by a droning noise. Worse than a chorus of singing boys. It plays again and again. Again and again But I'm still lain In my cozy comfy bed Trying to ignore my painful head.
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Alarms
Sound asleep, Happily dreaming, Then you hear, The alarm clock screeching, You drowsily awake, To put it on snooze, Then fall asleep, But when you snooze, you lose, You sleep a while, Then hear it...
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Morning Ritual
#household. No need for an alarm clock bell. Before sunrise three kids yell. Their early morning wake up call. Bags to pack, breakfast for all. To shut them up I can't press snooze.
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bleep-bleep-bleep
#household Quiet all day long in the corner of the room Waiting for the time its sickly green can pierce the gloom I give it the once over just before I go to sleep Dreading mornings light and its...
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#householdchallenge
Sorry I'm late people, the alarm clock...you know.... Hey there's an idea. Ok you have limited time, until 10pm tonight, to enter the household. And with that in mind, the word shall be...
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The Television Told Me
#projecthumanity. #household. The television told me. I have to be skinny. To be recognised in society. The television told me. You can’t be too skinny enough. I want to be skinny.
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It's Good To............watch Television
I like television, who doesn't.
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CrapTVTimes
#household BBTV45*+1 Wednesday 21 November 2012 Our evening listings 6.00 THE NEWS Interesting fact based program. Sport for the men at the end.
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