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Once upon a time, There was a short rhyme Teaching youngsters not to smoke But then the rhyme wasn't posted Because the apple was roasted.
[U]nable to let go. [N]ot right to hold tight. [R]eally not fine though. [E]ven if I wish I might. [Q]uietly I suffer through. [U]nder a disguise. [I]n my house I do. [T]hings that seal my demise.
They called him the spark. A brilliant light in the dark. Turned the night into day. Always made you feel OK. A million watts of fun was he. Plugged into Ever - ton. Always played his own game.
Each day : I am fortunate to be alive, I have a precious human life, I am not going to waste it.
#acrostic #limerick Never once have I found a new place Only Notts my heart will embrace The other city's I've seen The many places I've been Size up not to her beauty and grace.
#acrostic / limerick A little tale about a man named Ted Met a girl named Rita who he got into bed On this occasion Under no persuasion Rita went down and gave head A little while later she...
#Sunayrepost. I once sat on a cushion and farted. The people in the room they darted. I tell you the smell. It stunk like hell. I wish my bum cheeks had never parted. I also done one in a lift.
#opussweeklychallenge. 15+. Readers discretion is advised. There once was a lad named Flynn. Who's penis reached down to his shin. Now please don't you laugh. You do the damn math.
#opussweeklychallenge A pretty maiden named Betty Wrapped her legs round Flynn like spaghetti One day they got stuck While having a **** She ended up dripping for days,... it wasn't pretty..
#opussweeklychallenge There once was a lad named Flynn Whose knob had all the girlies in a spin But one fine day When he was having his way He got it wedged right in.
I don't feel safe in my skin My tormented spirit within I scream and I shout I want to get out But I'm just forever locked in.
I once discovered an app called opuss But I thought my writing was Atrocious People were friendly and kind And with their words I now find That my writing is no longer hopeless. Meooow!.
#opussweeklychallenge. There once was a lad named Flynn. First name Errol, liked his gin. The more he drank. The deeper he sank. His legendary pork sword in. Prancing around set in green tights.
#opussweeklychallenge. #intheinterestofsavingmysoul. There once was a lad named Flynn. Who's whole world was put in a spin. When he first saw Kim's face. Such beauty and grace.
There once was a lad named Flynn Well it was actually Dan HingaLing He acrostic'd all day Until they took him away Now all he does is sing (aling) X #opussweeklychallenge.
#opussweeklychallenge A pretty maiden named Betty, Got a job to work for a yeti, She washed and cooked spaghetti, For the lonely yeti, When the yeti had confetti, He told Betty, To put it on the...
#opussweeklychallenge A pretty young maiden named Betty Got all tangled up in spaghetti She called for a knight Who failed in his plight He chopped her up with a machete..
#opussweeklychallenge. There once was a lad named Flynn. In the sea he went for a swim. But he should of waited. As the fisherman had baited. The first thing he saw was a fin.
#opussweeklychallenge A pretty young maiden named Betty, (Who's pastimes were dreadfully petty), Liked to rip people's books, What she wanted, she took, Like eating other peoples spaghetti.
#opussweeklychallenge. A pretty young maiden named Betty. Who got married in a hail of confetti. But she filled for divorce. Because of bad intercourse.
A pretty maiden named Betty Had bits that were rather hairy and sweaty She washed everyday After having her way But she still smelled like a fishy yeti. #opussweeklychallenge.
There once was a boy from hell Who's life wasn't going well So he wrote with his pen Then he did it again No longer the boy had to yell.
There was a wee girl called Able, Who was very slow at her Tables, Her teacher said: 'What's 6 times 3', She replied: 'Ah, yes, now that would be ??. Please Miss, I'd answer if I were able'.
(Just to keep my hand in, so to speak, I have made up 3 silly Limericks which might appeal to the 'young' ones.