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She stands at the edge of the door, Not daring to peak in, She doesn't want to know what's in store, A god forbidden sin, What must the two be doing in there, What is it that they share.
A guy walks into a bar looking frustrated. The bartender asks, "What's the matter?" The guy replies, "Well I've got these two horses and I can't tell them apart.
Suggestive humor ;) The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr.
Billy: "Hey, what's this I hear about them finding the bones of an old English king under some car-park?" Jimmy: "Yeah, that's right.
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away.
One day a blond went out to check her mail box. There was nothing in it. Her neighbor who was also out there gives her a weird look.
A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.
This is why I love little kids Little girl: Mummy, why is your tummy so huge. Mum: Because your little sister is in there. Little girl: Do you love her a lot.
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.
"No, Jamie. It wasn't what you thought it was. I was at practice, I swear." Jamie turned her head to look at the concrete in front of the porch. She thought that he was on a date with Merideth.
LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP. THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK.
I saw a teenage girl busking today. She had a great voice, and an even better pair of legs, emphasised by the short skirt she was wearing. "Any requests?" She asked the watching crowd.
I was looking in a jeweller's shop window yesterday hoping to get some idea on what to get ' She Who Must Be Obeyed ' for Christmas when I had to look twice at a certain piece.
A guy who doesn't speak english goes to London. He see's a person selling ice cream.
It was to be the first time that Aunt Sally met The Wurzels. They had arranged to meet at WooWoo, the best cocktail bar in Bristol.
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
this os rubbish but oh well A blonde, brunette and a redhead are in a cooking show. The cook says to the redhead roll the Pasterie. She does so. The brunette is told to stir the mixture. She obeys.
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
This is a joke that my friend told me earlier today. I warn you, it contains a few swears. Johnny and his dad were walking home from his school when they saw two women arguing in the street.
At the clinic:: Doctor: Using of condom can stop unwanted pregnancy. He demonstrated how to use condom putting it in his thumb and said that's how you should put it on just before sex.
The robber that bump into the officer said help Someone is trying to take my purse. So the man that was chasing the robber to get the purse back for the lady is now being chase by cops.
One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away.