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Clandestine potatoes operated outside of the jurisdiction of F.A.R.M. They didn't play by the rules, they made the rules and then they ignored them. The potato unit were hardcore.
I have a religion. Haribos. I pray to the Haribo god (guy on the front of the Haribo packet). Please join me in my religion. You must listen to the Haribo god.
Chapter 1 A Brief Shistory Our story is of a wee lad named Turdus who overcame obstacles and whose bravery engraved his name into history books forever.
Fifty shades of . Fifty shades of lube to taste and go, Fifty shades of vibrators set to go, The fifty shades of umbrellas we need, to keep out the fifty shades that plant a seed..
One swear word. I'm a naked ninja. Fear me if you dare. You'll know it's me. By my rockin' long hair. I'll steal all your money. And your cupboard full of booze. I'll come during the night.
In normal life when you get arrested you are told "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be used against you.
It burns down towns, And flies in flocks, With laser eyes, It unpicks locks, With teeth, so fierce, And deathly stare, It eats your crops, It doesn't care, It hunts in flocks, To find it's...
I'm the real Batman not that wimpy Bruce Wayne. I dont fight baddies such as the Riddler, Joker or Bane. I just sleep in my batcave hanging upside down.
(I dont like this song :).) It's a beautiful night, We're looking for something dumb to do. (Are we?) Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you.
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a bra that was meant to hold three, On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me two football shirts and a bra that was meant to...
#adventchallenge Looking for Xmas pressies online. Not sure where to get 'em from. Purse strings as tight as a chickens arse. Welcome to Scroogle.com.
The owl and the pussycat went to sea. In a knackered old wooden boat. They hadn't sailed more than a yard offshore. When sea water splashed her fur coat. 'All I wanted', she complained to the owl.
You all must remember the famous Bill and Ben The strange talking amiable flowerpot men What none of us knew way back then There was a third brother by the name of Glen Glen was the one who was...
A friend told me to post this. Not sure why. But please remember that A) all this was made by Bart baker A) may contain... Unsuitable terms. But that's Bart baker for you. C) that those where both...
#Opussweeklychallenge Officer: DCI Spanx and Sergeant Spandex Report no: 12309 Date: 12/11/2012 Time: 21.22 hours Suspect: Nicky Knickers Crime: Committing an offensive act against...
I found this fake emergency services script for young kids. I've only included the scenario and the odd bit. Scenario: you walk in the kitchen and you see your mum lying on the floor, unconscious.
When I was a lad we didn't have stairs. Nope, none at all. Your generation have got it easy.
You think I'm an ignorant savage And you've been so many places I guess it must be so But still I cannot see If the savage is really me How can there be so much that you don't know.
To be sung to the iconic Morecambe & Wise tune 'Bring Me Sunshine' Bring me Valium When I frown And a gin to Wash it down With a pill and a gin Life can be good to be in So the days pass you...
-this is originally on my poem "The Fanatical Radical". Enjoy :)- FROM KATNISS' POINT OF VIEW. It's been about a week now.
A very childish version of Coldplay's 'Parasise' me and my little sister made up. When she was just a bird, She expected the worm, But it flew away from her reach, And landed on a beach.
Step 1 - Create a God. This is surprisingly difficult. The really good ideas have already been taken. Man with a big hammer, taken. Man who can throw lightening bolts, taken.
The winners in no particular order is..... Carrots do not grow on trees. Germany is not called Germany in German. Vampires are cool because they are. No arguments accepted. They are the bestest ever.
This is the tale of the Famous Five And a bit of smut that kept them alive Julian, Dick, George and Anne And Timmy the dog made up the clan Also around: George's mum and dad Fanny and Quentin (who...