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Duuude. This one is so fricking messed up. Read at own risk!!. So I'm sitting on a couch and there's a baby I don't recognize in the corner playing with a plastic knife.
The darkness was eating me up inside. He's gone. He's gone. He's gone.
I tried my hand at some Russian Reversal jokes, I hope you like them. - In the UK you find Wally. In Soviet Russia, Wally finds YOU. - In Soviet Russia, meme knows YOU. - In America you follow laws.
I don't really see a reason to be here. I am just here so I can make other people look better. I was put on this earth so awkwardness could continue to exist. What is the reason to live if everyone...
Well, hi. As I'm sat here freezing to death in the car, waiting for my parents to come back from their wander around the awful clothes shops, I might as well tell you who I am. Well, I'm Elara.
The whole gambit of emotions and feelings are here, there are sixteen to find, go ahead if you dare (any stand alone words do not count i.e.
In honour of the world not ending today I thought I would make my own predictions for the year ahead. They are guaranteed to be 100% accurate. •Earthquake - an earthquake will happen.
1. Write my life story 2. Become famous 3. Buy a dog (This better happen. I am growing up with 4 cats. Annoying. One of them smashed a birthday present. See why they get on my nerves?) 4.
#adventchallenge. Jack's Christmas Lust, sorry, List:. A kiss (wet, like a fish). A spank (hard, with a plank). A toy (not a girl toy, but a boy toy). A rub (a dub dub, three of us in a tub).
A friend told me to post this. Not sure why. But please remember that A) all this was made by Bart baker A) may contain... Unsuitable terms. But that's Bart baker for you. C) that those where both...
I can't contain my excitement, I'm not going to lie. Halloween tomorrow. And I'm never very shy. Previous costumes, How long have you got. My many halloween's have been pretty much top notch.
I'm not looking for perfect. I'm not asking for much. Just the eyes of Deschanel. And Megan Fox's fine tush. The red hair of Emma Stone. And voice of hers too. The lips of Johansson.
Hello again, today is Tuesday, October 23, 2012. Did anyone else watch the U.S. Pesidential debate on the T.V. yesterday.
@LittleKitten Challenge I am iPikachu, known as Kobe. I am not a male, female, nor a shemale. I'm a Pikachu for pokemon's sake. I have 3 brothers, 1 mom & dad, and 45 cousins in total.
HELLO. THIS IS ME. 1) My name is Heather. I hate it. But doesn't everyone hate their own names at some point in their lives?. 2) I am uncontrollably addicted to dying my hair.
You stare up through the ceiling, Wondering if there's a God. You feel like David Bowman, Alone in his space pod. You stare down through the floor, Wondering if there's a Hell.
Scariest word: Asylum. Biggest fear: Masked murderers. Scariest person: Girl who went missing (she was just ill) but I still think she's haunted.
#fanatical #youngwritershousehold @Jamtots @MrAlex So I met this one guy Who was apparently a radical, No clue what that is, But he was super fanatical.
@gazplend says I'm turning old, Not my fault I like murder, she wrote. It's incredibly engrossing when its started, I have to know I've guessed the murder right.
"D'oh!" "Oh Homey!" "I'm Bart Simpson man, who the Hell are you?!?!" "Hey,hey kids!" "I'm not the smart nerd.
When summer sun was strong and Adams led the dance. A step from comic books to dreams of a fine romance. While Kruegar plagued my nightmares and Pinhead tore soul apart.
At the start of every day, I get showered and I say, "Where's me Custard?" "Where's me Custard?" Then I have a great big bowl, Through the kitchen I then stroll, "Want more Custard", "Want more...
#cheesebattle The time has come, The King shall speak, This Climax has come, To its peak, BedHairyLee at my command, Together, we will claim this land, You made my cat, Into a hat, You stole my...
Your sidekick is in pieces, Writhing on the road, He was so blown over by my butt, Now he's just a hairy toad, So what if you have a little phwoar.