How Old Am I?
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends4,000 grand and feels really good about the result.
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This is so awkward...... A guy asked a girl...
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What If ?
I wanna sign in to open my heart for a new one, but my password is still her name. :/ (ouch, it's hurt).
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Who Am I ?
I'm not Einstein. It means, i'm yours. .
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Little Larry, You've Gotta Love Him.
Little Larry and Gina are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Larry goes to Gina's father to ask him for her hand.
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Cleaning The Cups
Wet you fingers stick them in , if its big you could use three or four , rub it around a bit , make it wet and that's how you .... clean the cups :D.
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Cleaning The Cups
Wet you fingers stick them in , if its big you could use three or four , rub it around a bit , make it wet and that's how you .... clean the cups :D.
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Good news for Greece, the Germans aren't so keen on penalties anymore..
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A Play On Words, Just For A Laugh.
*1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.* *2.
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Can't Tell A Book By Looking At Its Cover.
A group of bikers were riding when they saw a woman about to jump off The Tampa Bay Bridge, so they stopped.
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Size Joke
A man went to a pharmacist. He went to a girl worker and told the girl that he wanted to buy condoms. She asked what size he wanted. The man said that he didn't know.
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David may become my new favourite !!
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little David stood up.
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Where's My Husbands Clock?
One day, many years after the Clinton scandal, Hillary is struck by a car and killed. Soon, Hillary finds herself at the gates of Heaven. She sees St.
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I Can't Talk
Morris walks into Dr. Cohen's office and puts a note on the table in front of the doctor. The note reads, "I can't talk.
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Fallen
There's an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery.
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Don't Disgrace Your Family
There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys.
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Testicles
One of my testicles is bigger than the other two. Is this normal?.
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Viagra
Old Mary and Billy, 84 years old wake up and Mary says,"hey Billy, I got two Viagra, fancy it?" "go on then Mary" says Billy. Half hour later Mary says "fancy some breakfast?".
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I love the .
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It's amazing to become older: but you certainly feel younger. I'm sure serious men of 30 feel like 20 and grand mum of 60 are 30 years women :).
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Unhappy Passenger
A crowded United Air Lines flight was cancelled. A single agent was assigned to rebook a long line of unhappy inconvenienced travelers.
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My Wife Doesn't Do It Anymore
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing.
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Who's The Father
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, “Dear, there is something that I must ask you.
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One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Adam and Eve, but couldn't find them. Later in the day God saw Adam and asked where he and Eve were earlier.
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