Chicken
I was talking to a guy and said "You know, my best friend is a chicken". He asked "Why, is he cowardly?" I said "No I work on a farm"..
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I'm da boss!!!
I'm the boss You do not cross The king of my domain For the day No work, all play Is found in my refrain Love to eat The prime of meat So sad 'til I get some 'Tis so sweet And such a treat Boy, they...
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Cows And Bells
Why do cows have horns . Y Cuz their bells don't work.
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0go!
Test.
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Duck+Grapes
Duck walks up to a man. Got any grapes. No said the man. Next day. Duck walks up to the same man. Got any grapes. No said the man. Next day. Duck walks up to the man.
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The Dog
-I bought a dog once... -Named him Stay -"Come here, Stay!" -He's insane now.
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Joke
What do you call a donkey with three legs. A wonkey !.
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Pet
My rabbit died yesterday. Now he's just some bunny that i used to know!.
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Vampires...Not What You Think.
I know this is old, but for some strange reason I've always loved it......weird right.
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David & His New Parrot.
David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an obscenity.
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Duracell Joke
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery..
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Sheep
2 teenage sheep said one night to each other ,"where we going tonight baaaa-b.
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Zebras
Zebras are just Donkeys in prison uniform..
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Parrots & Chickens!
A man bought a parrot, the type that repeated everything you said. Well, the parrot used to live in a home were the owners swore..... ALOT!!. When the parrot was re-homed, he swore and Swore and...
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The Rude Parrot
"David recieved a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and a worse vocabulary. Every other word was a swear word.
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Poem Of You
Roses are red, Violets are blue. Face like yours, Belong to the zoo. But, please don't be sad cause I'll be there too. Not in the cage.. But laughing to you..
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Cat Talk
Cat: Meow. Me: Meow. Cat: Meow, meow. Me: Oh sh!t. I speak cat....
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Silly Jokes
There were 2 cows in a field. The 1st one said to the 2nd one: have you heard about the man cow disease that's going around. The second one said: yeah, makes me glad I'm a penguin!.
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Untitled
Sometimes I break eggs infront of chickens so that they tell me why the fuck they crossed the road..
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Dino Joke (;
What do you say when a 1 eyed dinosaur passes you. Do-u-think-he-saw-us (doyouthinkhesoarus) (:.
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10 Day Opuss Challenge
Day 8) a diary entry from a pet's perspective. Dear Diary, Today I ate some carrots. They tasted of disappointment, seeing as Wednesday is cabbage night. Sigh. Stupid humans, think they're all it.
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The Bird
Why did the bird fly across the sky???. Because it was chased by a hunter!.
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Hey U
Hey u, ya u. "You wanna play duck duck goose with me?" "sure" "ok I'll get the duck u get the goose!" (no, seriously).
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Tortoise Joke
I distorted a tortoise the other day; now it's just an oise..
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