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There was a blonde and a brunette looking down a deep hole. The brunette said 'Is it dark down there?'. The blonde said 'I don't know I can't see!'.
How do you get a blonde girl to break her nose. Put your dick under a glasstable..
A blonde goes to work crying."Whats wrong?"said her boss."My mother died"replied the blonde crying."Are you okay to work?"said her boss."Yes"sniffed the blonde."Okay,i'll check up on you later...
There was a blonde and black that where best friends and the blonde is sick of her life and decides to hang herself whilst the black is out shopping and when the black gets back she finds the blonde...
Did you hear about the blonde coyote. He got stuck in a trap, chewed three of his own legs off and was still stuck!.
Did I ever tell you about the time me and the family went out to dinner. Ah well, there's a joke in that see.
Once there were 3 friends. A brunette, a blonde and a black. They met a genie who said if you make it up these hundred stairs without laughing I will grant you 3 wishes. The black laughed on2nd step.
Q: Have you ever heard of this rubbish joke tip. A: It's rubbish!!!.
Hvorfor stod der 17 blondiner udenfor diskoteket. Man skulle være 18 for at komme ind..
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you. Pull the pin and throw it back..
A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!".
A blonde was driving very dangerously on the road.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it. A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!.
1)The water - proof towel 2)Solar - powered flashlight.
A blonde, a ginger and a brunette are camping in a forest. When they get hungry, the ginger goes off to get food. They come back with a deer over their shoulder.
Two blondes were sitting on a bench in Central Park, New York starring at the moon.
A blonde ginger and burnette were stuck on an island 100m form civilisation the ginger swims 50m but drowns the burnette swims75m but drowns the blonde swims 50m but gets tired and swims back.
Two blonde friends were walking down the street when one of them notices a mirror on the ground. She picks up the mirror and looks into it, she then says "hey, who is that. I recognise her.
Hotel lobby in L.A. and a crew are sat round preparing for their duty. One crew member is missing however, the newbie.
A blonde, brunette and redhead woman decided to compete in the Breast Stroke division of the English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in first, the redhead second.
"LOOK A DEAD BIRD" Brunette: *looks at the floor* "Where?!" Blonde: *looks at the sky* "Where?!".
Blonde: what does IDK mean. Other girl: I dont know. Blonde: Omg no one knows!.
Once there was a blonde who was playing an important part in a movie. The director says to the blonde, "Ok, if you could just kneel over there honey..." and gestures to a spot on the set.